"If I could grow a mustache it would look like Theresa: Tiny, awesome, and indefatigable."

"Theresa is a jerk. She's a jerk now just like she was a jerk when I met her and she'll be a jerk in ten years time. In fact, she's probably off somewhere being a jerk as I speak.
DAMMIT, THERESA."
tehozza

"Theresa is like pie- there's this really flaky, crumbly outer layer that hides a fruity, yummy filling... which hides a third, slightly less flaky layer. Or something. I seem to have lost track of my metaphor..."
bubbles_san

TABLET IS THIS AWESOME CHICK
NAMED THERESA
I THINK I MET HER AT LJ_NEWS
WE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED AT SOME POINT
sirdrakesheir

theresa OH CRAP
her name is tricky to spell
oh man she'll be pissed
emilyenigmax2
"tablet is my little sister and is almost as awesome as me"